Twisted Metal

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 02/23/2016 at 08:00 • Filed to: Poll

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All right oppo, and if you could compete in a competition in where you mount weapons to your vehicle for vehicular-slaughter, and also could never die from it ( your car will though), what would you choose to drive?

spanfucker retire bitch > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:11

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Oh that’s an easy one. The Ripsaw EV2. It’s a consumer vehicle alright.

zeontestpilot > spanfucker retire bitch 02/23/2016 at 08:21

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I did not know this is existed, now my life has increased by 20% awesomeness, thank you!

CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:35

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I’d go with The Big Foot

followed closely by Elvis

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:35

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If I can't die? I am totally taking my Miata then. Top down destruction for the win! Gotta be nimble to escape the onslaught and have plenty of long range weapons. Full rollcage, airbag delete, and some weight reduction to make up for the added weapons.

zeontestpilot > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 02/23/2016 at 08:41

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I'm liking your thought process.

OPPOsaurus WRX > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:41

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100% ready to tear it up

Stapleface > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:42

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Can we fix the car? I assume it would be just like twisted metal, but real life. So the next round of the “game” we could have a fixed vehicle? If this is the case, since I am invincible, I’ll go with the Ariel Nomad

zeontestpilot > CalzoneGolem 02/23/2016 at 08:42

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Ha, the Bigfoot would be awesome!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:46

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A ‘65 Imperial with a Viper swap. LA pattern bellhousing/etc. means that I can pipe it through the right sort of built Torqueflite and it will all bolt up. There’s even a lot of extra room in front of the existing engine. The main structure was basically a unibody design bolted ALSO to a chassis, so these were banned from demo derbies at one point. Lots of solid bodywork to attach things to, lots of internal space and weight capacity.

zeontestpilot > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/23/2016 at 08:48

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I can imagine machine guns popping out of the hood, that’ll be awesome.

zeontestpilot > Stapleface 02/23/2016 at 08:50

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Ha, perhaps it could be the cars special ability? To fix itself during a fight? :)

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:53

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Come and get me.

zeontestpilot > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2016 at 08:58

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I love it. Plus i get the feeling you’ve thought of this before....

OPPOsaurus WRX > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 08:58

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im a truck

nah i’m a boat

no i’m a jet

zeontestpilot > Flyboy is FAA certified insane 02/23/2016 at 08:59

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Massive fire power but most likely slow, quite balanced, excellence! We got a heavy hitter now!

Nibby > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 09:00

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No one would ever see me...

Stapleface > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/23/2016 at 09:04

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That show was soo bad. I probably only caught about 4 episodes since it came on at like 2pm on a Saturday.

zeontestpilot > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/23/2016 at 09:07

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All-terrain, I love it.

zeontestpilot > Nibby 02/23/2016 at 09:12

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Did you post a car? All I see is a empty parking spot.

dietryng > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 09:24

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the winged express. all it needs is some rockets.

it already looks the part. but probly this

or a roach among cars

yamahog > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 09:28

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My Blazer. Nothing stops that thing, not even its own brakes!

Slant6 > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 09:30

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I’d fill the water tank with gas and the foam tank with napalm.

I’d also paint it blue and call it a water engine, just for the irony.

zeontestpilot > dietryng 02/23/2016 at 09:33

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I'm loving that first picture.

MultiplaOrgasms > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 09:33

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Triple trailer Roadtrain. two trailers with a variety of flamethrowers and high powered machine guns, one with a livestock launcher (heat seeking livestock obviously). Roo Bar for crushing obstacles.

zeontestpilot > yamahog 02/23/2016 at 09:47

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Gameplay ability: super ramming speeds.

zeontestpilot > Slant6 02/23/2016 at 09:48

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The irony would be awesome!

zeontestpilot > MultiplaOrgasms 02/23/2016 at 09:51

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That would totally be a boss character.

Speed > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 10:19

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I’d go with the Farm Truck. It reminds me of the vehicle I used most in Vigilante 8. I’d have that topper loaded with missles and it would run on Moonshine.

Illegitimus Prime > zeontestpilot 02/23/2016 at 10:53

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The right answer is 1971 Picard Piranha. Never get out of the car.